Thursday, July 22, 2010

morning poop

sooo, yeah. I finally have time to blog. and I get to report what I woke up to this morning. as most of my blogging friends are already moms, you've probably been through this before, but it was a first for ben & I.
poop! poop everywhere!
I thought I was being spoiled when it was 7:30 and jack still wasn't up yet. then we hear him so both ben & I go in - poop everywhere. poop coming out of his diapers & jammie pants. poop smushed into the sheets. poop wiped on the crib padding. poop wiped all over the rail. I picked him up and noticed it was all over his hands. for some stupid reason I kissed his cheek & realized I had just kissed poop. it was all over one cheek, one ear & in his hair.
so needless to say, we went straight to the bathtub this morning. and NOW I can say everyone & everything is cleaned up and poop free. but that sure was fun.
I'm just thankful ben didn't encounter that yesterday morning when I was already at work. I'm also thankful he can be a little late to work to stay and help me.
I'm really not that grossed out- I deal with poopy animals all the time. it's just that they're not pooping on pottery barn kids crib sheets/padding!!
I know, I know, welcome to parenthood. :)


  1. p.s. I decided not to post pics of the poopy bed!!

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  3. lol... that is so flippin' funny! Thanks for not posting a picture of the poopie, but I would love to see a picture of your face when you walked into Jack's room. :)

  4. Thank you, thank you for not posting a picture. I'm still laughing about this...and I secretly wish it would have been just Ben at home when it happened :)

  5. I cannot imagine... I feel like I don't get grossed out as easily now that I'm a momma, but even the thought makes my stomach turn!

  6. Wow. 3 kids and I've never been through that. And I have my fingers crossed that I never will. :)

  7. I'm not sure what you people are doing right that I'm doing wrong - my kid is a poop machine!!!